• Design Artists creating fashionware out of compost have a few "stinks" to work out

    Recently our students from fashion design class though it would be a great idea to save the planet by designing and creating green fashionware. Armed with shovels, the team of students headed out in the cover of darkness and stole several hundred pounds of raw stinky compost. There were many problems though as they would not find the right shade of green or brown colors and the material was hard to sew together. See the students did not have a process of turning compost into cloth. They just fi…

  • Scientists thaw out Civil War General - See's current world, believes he is in purgatory.

    Scientists Dr. Racbedbutt, and Dr. Stupidgalass have managed to successfully thaw out a Civil War General whom served the Union back in 1863. Gen. Stuffernumnut was in the midsdt of giving new marching orders during the Battle Of Chickamauga when he suddenly fell off his horse and into the river. As he began to swim his way out, confederates created and launched a new weapon called a Icejerker that essentially tosses in ice cubes to freeze over the river and the General along with it. Nearly 160…

  • Professor realizes his anxiety and irritability are due to more students passing his course.

    Professor ZZYYZZXX has been pissed off though out the entire school year without realizing the real cause. In an interview he told us, “Look I was just plain pissed. I would break the windows of my car, knock the toupee off the Dean’s head as I passed him in the halls, and I pissed out the classroom window hitting the gardener. I really don’t know why, I just felt like doing it.” One day while visiting a bonehead psychiatrist Mr. Diggiti-Doo-Doo at the Tit-tat Tart Fart Insane Asylum, the Profes…

  • John Englemanhimer tries to break swimming record on dry land.

    We couldn’t believe it when we saw it. A student known as John Englemanhimer or let’s just say JE because that damn name is too long attempts to break a swimming record today against the advice of his shrink. Dr. Eddy Tornbutthalfcliff told JE that it is “A wasteful and stupid thing to do with your time, you moron.” JE only replied with, “I want fortunate and glorious moron.” JE was determind to do this and moved forward with his plans. He had his pink flamingo trunks on, goggle in one hand, and…


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